I have seriously watched this video (LITERALLY!) over 100 times. On TV and on the Internet. And I could watch it a thousand more times. This is what reality TV is all about. The ups, the downs, the LOVE. Hahaha.

If that doesn’t work–I don’t think the last one showed up on LiveJournal–here is the link.

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You know how I wrote how every down low Bushwick thug is in love with me? There is a teenager who works at the deli and always flirts with me, and today as I was picking up my two-liter of Diet Mountain Dew, he said “Oh, let me get the Diet out of the back.”

I said “This is Diet.”

He says “Oh, it’s Diet?”

I say “Yeah.”

He says “Oh, okay, I know you like the diet.”

I say “Yeah.”

He says…I’m not kidding…”Yeah, you don’t need the sugar. You’re sweet enough.”

Ahhhhhh! I’m not supposed to get hit on so much in the hood.